Miss Pork Pie’s Make Up

I’ve got to be honest, I don’t think I’ll ever be the kind of girl that spends hours every morning or before I go out on my make up. I just don’t have the patience for contouring and shading. Plus it’s really not good for my skin. I do however like having a bit of … [Read more…]

The Only Person You Should Try To Be Better Than, Is The Person You Were Yesterday

It’s been quite a few months since I last posted anything on here, and after talking to the lovely Nikki over at keepingstrongandmovingforward.co.uk, I decided to sit and write a post again! I’m now working full time which is amazing, I only started the hours last week, and I’m absolutely exhausted, but looking forward to almost … [Read more…]

The Worst Things I’ve Been Told As A Parent

Everyone has their own little ways of soothing, disciplining and in general just dealing with their child, and normally I say each to their own, but here are some of the most ridiculous things I’ve been told to do as a parent! -If your baby bites you, bite them back-I’m sorry but fuck off, if … [Read more…]

Things all parents will relate to.

A few things have been swirling around my head recently about children, especially toddlers.  Some of the things they do, and some of the things they say leave us all gob-smacked, laughing, the things you experience amidst all of the madness and sometimes most of the time, leaves you crying. -The inability to listen the first, … [Read more…]